December 2009
11 posts
“LOOK, IT’S HOGWARTS! I NEED A HIPPOGRIFF!”
– to no one in particular. i got rather excited to see the construction at Islands of Adventure
“LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU, SPIDERMAN!”
– to Spiderman. he was about to get attacked by Hydro-Man!
“WE MEET AGAIN, ICE DRAGON! YOU AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’!”
– to the other half of the Dueling Dragon’s roller coaster
“NO, YOU JUST MADE IT ANGRY! NOW IT’S GONNA BITE US AND ELECTROCUTE US AT...”
– to no one in particular, re: the Jaws ride at Universal
“BEWARE OF THE MUMMY. HE WILL PUT AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN CURSE ON YOU. BECAUSE...”
– to my sister. we’re at Universal Studios for vacation and we went on the Revenge of the Mummy ride.
“I KICK YOU IN HEAD. WITH FIST. IT’S CALLED PUNCHING.”
– to my sister
“I LOVE THE SHAPE OF MEN.”
– to my sister. the shoulders/chest area in particular is my favorite part.
“OH. THERE WAS WATER IN THAT.”
– to myself. i dumped some pine branches out of a vase and was surprised to be splashed with water.
“BUT IT GOES ALL THE WAY UP TO “HARD CRACK!” IT GOES FROM “SOFT...”
– to my mom, re: a candy thermometer.
“IN THE FUTURE, SEX ROBOTS ALL LOOK LIKE JUDE LAW. WHY IS IT NOT THE FUTURE YET!?”
– to my friends, re: the movie A.I.: Artificial Intelligence. this was followed by the statement “I want a sex robot that looks like a lumberjack!”
“WHY CAN I NOT MELT THE ICE WITH MY FIREBALLS!? DOES PHYSICS NOT EXIST IN THIS...”
– to my friends while playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii