OF COURSE I’M NOT BURNING ANYTHING! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT? IT’S NOT LIKE I’VE BURNED TWO SEPARATE THINGS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS….WHAT? IT’S MY M.O.
— to my dad, re: the mac & cheese in the oven i’m burning cooking. i totally did not burn my mom’s challah or my dad’s quesadilla.
