LOOK I DON’T KNOW WHO YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW IS SO EVEN IF I SAW HIM I WOULDN’T KNOW.
— to a drunk old guy on a dinner dance cruise who passed me on the stairs. he wanted to know if there was a guy drinking a margarita up there and I was like “yeah, several.” and as he goes up the stairs he keeps talking as if I’m someone he knows and as if i should know who he’s looking for. i don’t know if it was his brother-in-law and what’s more is I DON’T CARE WHY WAS HE ASKING ME!?
