Dad: "GTL" is from Jersey Shore. It means--
Me: GYM, TAN, LAUNDRY.
Dad: I knew that.
Me: SURE YOU DID.
Mom: How did you know that?
Me: I'M UNDER THE AGE OF 35.
Dad: So how did I know that?
Me: YOU WATCHED JERSEY SHORE WHEN YOU WERE UNEMPLOYED.
Mom: No he didn't.
Me: YES. HE DID.
